I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
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(Source: ravishinglies, via shutupandbemysterious)
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The moment you're alone in the elevator.
Then you realize that there’s a camera in there
Totally going to learn how to do that with my eyebrows…
(Source: dreamalittlelarger, via thatfunnyblog)






